PROMISE ME THIS
Is that the school?
The school is beside the church.
No, no that is the school.
You are classic.
Thanks.
We'll find the school and everything...
Everything will be there,
Only we will disappear.
Look how he is sleeping.
Grandpa, why?
Mister!
Magister Maksimovic...
from the ministry of education...
with collegues...
I apologize, is there any school near?
Take your seat.
Stanimire, today we are going to study Russian grammar.
(Russian)
Is this a school?!
Not anymore sister.
Have a drink.
Dont cry, it's not healthy,
such beautiful eyes should not cry.
Don't.
Just a moment...
It's my beer!
Is this coal from state?
Yes it is.
Extinguish the fire!
Write!
Mr. Supervisor, beacuse the school has only one student
beacuse the school has only one student
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
I state that the school does not fill basic conditions for work.
With decision from ministry of Republic Serbia
this school will be closed for inspection
that means, keys...
Educational employees on waiting
'til transfer of to new duty.
And the student will be
redirected to the closest school.
Why you cry, are you sad about school?
No, I feel sad about teacher.
What did I say about coal from state!
I will maintain order here.
Grandpa, what is it, don't cry.
Don't cry grandpa.
I'm not crying.
Let me sleep.
Something cracked in my head.
I feel like crying.
What was break in the head?
I'm near the end...
my brain is falling apart.
Grandpa will go.
Right away or?
Not now...
but soon.
What are you doing?
Turn on the sedative.
Come, Cvetka there is something nice.
Look...
What are you looking at? Go, shame on you.
Grandpa!
Are you alive?
My grandpa.
I'd like to start from the beginning
with you in my life.
Never.
But miss...
Old age approaches, a man never knows.
You see?
I guarantee, to sacrifice for you...
But women, I will give everything to you.
Woman go away from this village, and these farmers.
Last hole on earth.
I came in this hole alone, by my own choice.
You horny, or?
Look friend, Bosa is getting smarter.
You dont ask how is health?
She's smarter now, waiting, waiting
waiting to marry with you
and such a woman, that drama
hills...
woman like a limousine.
How are you coming along?
Not so good,
bull need's to be castrated.
Omo, omni, lopus.
It's really strong my friend...
We fixing feet or...?
No.
We're cleaning him.
From what?
From sin.
Can an animal be a sinner?
Animals can't, people are sinners.
So why are we cleaning him?
So he doesn't bother the cows.
And that cows not disturbing him also.
I don't understand.
You will, you will, hold the balls.
You call me to come.
Do you think I'm scared?
Whatever death comes, it won't be worse than life.
Look at my Cane.
Where I'm gonna leave him?
And to who?
To fill your grandpa's testament
you need to do three things.
First, you'll take a cow to town and sell it
and buy an icon of St. Nikola.
Also, something for yourself.
Some souvenir, something you like
What will I buy?
Don't know.
Towns are made for everything you see or wanna buy.
You'll have money, be smart and choose with your heart.
Okay, icon, souvenir... where is there third thing?
Yes, the third.
Should I buy something for Bosa?
Leave Bosa out of this.
It doesn't matter.
What is the third?
Find one nice and good wife.
Should I buy it?
If you can, buy it.
There is no luck if you need to pay for a wife.
Grandpa, what do we need wife for?
You need wife.
When I die, on this two hills.
You and Bosa will be alone.
You need wife, you need a family, children...
I'm too little for that.
Too little, come come...
Now I show you, come, come.
Too little, you say.
But when you watched Bosa
when she was bathing naked
you weren't too little.
But Bosa bathes like once a year.
That's why you need wife, to look at every day.
That you take a bath every day...
and that every day the thing, you know...
you know that...
To hug?
To hug.
Go.
Cane, umbrella...
take the umbrella.
Cane, in town there's a man called Trifun, a shoemaker.
He's got a house near the bridge
If you need something, he is my stepbrother.
Is Trifun alive?
I dont know.
I know where his house is.
Okay.
The great Gimba.
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Fire!
He's gone.
Look!
Farmer, I fucked your mom!
Sorry.
I fucked your cow.
My life's aim is to kill a farmer.
To kill a farmer.
To kill the man.
You think it's easy to kill someone.
It's not.
You need to plan, a design.
You need a good weapon.
What good weapon?
Like yours? What? Which weapon?
Then what?
You wanna fuck the cow?
First I would fuck the cow, after that it doesn't matter.
Did you know that cows today are products...
of genetic engineering...
they are just standing, eating, shitting
and producing milk.
Straight into a machine.
I know some stuff, but I don't know a thing about engineering.
You dont know?
Does anyone understand?
What do you say?
Boss, I'll do any work for money, tell me and I will fuck a cow. I will...
But I don't have the money...
I don't have money..
But you know that I know...
come with me.
Where is the money?
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow you're in hell. In hell, you bastard.
Did you harvest?
I have little field, boss, maybe this weekend we can go there.
And the cow, did she give birth?
Yes, yes she did, boss.
And what do farmers drink?
Whisky.
Look how he is bleeding.
Watch out, the car...
Blood...
Did he pay?
Cleaning.
Is this a good place for that?
Don't worry, it's bulletproof.
Detonation incoming, open your mouths!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
From the start.
Jasna, Jasna.
Make lunch, you have carrots in the fridge.
But it's your turn to make lunch.
You'll be home earlier, 35 minutes at low temperature.
Don't worry.
I got an A in biology.
You probably wonder
how the twins exist here.
Because Serbia can offer Americans maximum security options.
And he knows that, do you know how?
Because he is a professional in his trade.
Easy!
Krivokapici!
How are we gonna go forward in the world, when they pull us back.
To city hall an old textile factory is more important
than great ideas.
Like taking care of antiques!
Corruption...
Don't you worry about anything, we are taking down the building in 15 days.
We'll do the job like if it were for ourselves.
Afterwards it's for commission.
That's my worry.
You have one more problem.
A money guarantee.
Guarantee?
Now.
Easy.
Okay people, I'm speaking about an investment here,
around 2 billion,
and you are joking about 20,000.
25,000 is agreed.
Yes, 25.
50% right now!
Relax, relax we're doing business!
How long do I have to teach you about business?
The building will lean 47 degrees.
The rest is up to gravity.
City hall has nothing to do with it.
Then you build that Taj mahal.
What Taj Mahal?
I'm building the new world trade center.
First in Serbia.
It sounds like she's horny.
Don't worry, just watch out for wild pigs.
When I remember, I get goosebumps.
Officer, pay the people.
To me, I'm the cashier.
There is your business partner.
Jasna, get out, the show is starting.
Jasna come out to see.
Grandma what is he doing?
Bastard has fallen in love.
And he doesn't know what to do.
Go wash your hands, and eat.
Jasna look.
Your mom is doing this.
My mom is a teacher, she works in a kindergarden.
Yes, she does, right.
Wash your hands, quick and then eat.
And now the star of the night, the irresistable Dragica the pig.
Come, come.
Jasna, look!
Go away - I will call the police!
Call, they will not come, they're in the pub watching your mom!
Leave me and my mom alone, do you hear?
Watch and learn, you will need it.
Go away... fucking bastards.
Did you wash your hands?
I didn't.
Wash now, you fucking shit, or I'm coming in.
Your mom is a teacher, with children.
I saw you on the bridge.
I recognized you.
Tell Tomic, that I don't wanna see any of his bastards here.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Go now, bastard.
I'm not a bastard.
So what are you?
I'm farmer.
So you dare to joke now.
Farmer, wake up!
Oh my god I killed him.
Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Cow.
Do I look like a cow?
Far from that.
Where is my cow?
She's there.
Hey farmer, your umbrella!
I'm Cane.
I'm Jasna.
What, what?
Thanks god, thank you for the angel.
You are bit early but it's ok.
What are you doing here Bosa?
Cane told me that I can come.
Cane is not the head of the house.
Yes, he is, he is big now. Send him to town.
You should ask me, not Cane, me!
Oh my god and St. Nikola.
What do you want, Bosa?
I want that you eat something.
Did you cook weeds? Get out of here!
What weeds? I made you a nice soup.
Go, go!
Let me work!
You need to get in shape 'til Cane comes.
Did you see that?
Yes, I see...
Hold this.
Good day kid, does your cow have papers?
No, she only has me.
Animals need to have papers.
Medical paper, blue paper, yellow paper, red paper...
Isn't that for motor vehicles?
What do you know?
Show me your ID card.
I don't have that.
You don't have ID?
Quarantine.
Go!
My little sweet baby!
What has the cow got to do with my ID?
Kid, don't play smart with me, it's the rules of the EU.
The cow goes in quarantine, and you to prison for 2 days.
Help me!
Help!
Probably from Italy.
Sure.
He's looking for Trifun.
The shoemaker?
Maybe he's hungry?
One more?
Farmer.
Why are you looking for Trifun?
They took my Cvetka.
They took his ant.
Fuck the ant.
How old was she?
Twelve years.
Young ant.
It's a pity, kid.
Kid?
Maybe he is a spy? Go check that.
Thanks.
Where are you going, farmer?
Where are you going?
I go look for Trifun.
He said Trifun.
What do you need Trifun for?
Trifun is my grandfathers stepbrother.
Trifun is dead, why do you need him?
I don't know anyone in this town.
If only someone could help me.
What did he say?
He thinks Trifun is a vampire,
his grandpa and Trifun are stepbrothers.
And that he doesn't know anyone in town.
No one you said?
What are we to you?
Stepbrother!
My stepbrother.
Do you even know how often my grandfather,
talked about your grandfather?
No, you don't know.
You don't know, you don't!
For Zivojin!
This is Trifun.
Grandpa.
For Trifun!
Sorry grandpa.
When Trifun and your grandpa drink.
All of west Serbia is crying.
That's why he died, and his business was bankrupt.
Grandpa didn't die because of alcohol!
He died because he was a spiritual man.
Grandpa was a spiritual man, God bless his soul.
But he was a drinker also.
And we, we work for criminals.
Shame on us.
Hmm, my baby...
You are surrounded, give us the ant!
And the Cvetka!
The Cow also!
This world is out of love.
Real, friendly love.
Would you be so kind as to give me the gun?
Thank you.
Fucker!
Come, we'll go slowly...
Cvetka!
My Cvetka.
- Buy a candle for Trifun... - And light it...
And light it. Lighting a candle is a good thing.
You understand?
Yes, yes.
Oh, how these Americans demolish, with great honor.
They tear down, but they rebuild also.
And demolish.
And rebuild.
It's better to demolish.
The rest of the money, spend as you like.
Not what I want, it's what I must.
What?
He probably has debts.
Are you in debt to someone?
To grandpa.
I need to buy an icon, some souvenir, and to find a wife.
Grandpa is getting married?
No, no, the wife is for me.
I don't wanna do it anymore.
You don't understand, the interest, taxes, all those cost.
How do you count that?
I was working only for you.
And then everything...
The more I work, the more I fall into debt.
I will not give Jasna.
You ruined me, you will not ruin her.
Listen, I'm giving you a solution here.
To your daughter an orgasm, and to you money.
Even in America they do the same thing.
I'm like an international bank, there is no credit.
If you cooperate, you get new credit.
If you don't, I fuck, I fuck.
Until a nervous breakdown.
A series of nervous breakdown.
Mom!
Mother! Where are you?
No, not now, it's the most important...
Stop...
What are you doing?
I'm dancing.
And you?
I go change clothes,
and then to the firm, to straighten things out with that bastard.
Grandma, is that a thief?
No my child, that looks like love.
Go in the house and eat, this is not for you.
Oh boy, what mess did you get into?
Stepbrother!
They want to make Jasna a slave.
What are you yelling for?
You need to help me.
They're gonna take Jasna.
What is he saying?
It's the testament.
What testament?
Grandpa's testament.
Testament, shame on you.
Stepbrother, I can't break the testament.
I need to bring a wife.
Wife.
I think it's good now.
We'll see.
This is going well.
Boss, let me shoot those bastards.
They will shoot us, look how nervous they are.
Just give me the word, I'll shoot them all.
Don't wave with those hands, stupid!
When the time comes, we shoot them like little kittens.
Hands up!
Don't worry, they are our friends.
Hey people, do you know what Europe will do...
if you touch their people? And in America...
Hands up!
Hey, why did you lie? There isn't three of them.
I swear there was three.
Okay, where is the third one?
He's up, on the roof.
You took the gun from my godfather.
It's from 1823, that's unique.
Smith and Weston.
Listen to this.
So!
Peace-peace-peace, no ones fault it is.
No ones fault it is, join hands.
What a machine!
It's yours, and ours.
And mine, and yours.
Air conditioning, everything...
I'll take you far away, from this gang of farmers.
These idiots.
Nice skin!
Natural.
Three priest will marry us.
Wedding.
Saturday.
Ten'o clock at St. Marko church.
After that, straight to the airport.
Honeymoon.
Bruxelles, seven days, all in the package.
Kiss me, rough, cruel, until a nervous breakdown.
We will do that in better conditions, at home.
I will show you...
Fuck your farmers mom...
Stepbrother, Trifun, thank you for the help.
And you grandpa, live 'til I bring a wife.
St. Nikola.
900 dinars.
Farmer, where is the cow?
Jasna, I sold the cow and bought a icon.
I mean first they stole it from me.
Who stole what?
The cow, but that's not important. I took the money.
And you?
What me?
You recognized me.
I have one already.
How did you find the cow?
Cvetka?
My grandfather's stepbrother helped me.
He's dead, but he helped me.
How could dead man help?
I'm so stupid.
There his grandsons, they helped me.
Grandpa told me that I'd recognize you from the first look.
Is he dead also?
No, but he said he'll die, if I don't fill the testament.
You hurt?
No.
You are really funny.
My love, I'm coming back spectacularly!
Sensationally!
I will get revenge on that evil farmer.
I'm a city man!
Did you get married, Bosa?
Too heavy...
Do you need help?
He bought a wedding dress.
I have wedding dress what you bought for me.
You just can't remember.
I didn't buy anything.
Bosa, give me that stone.
That big one.
Dress with flowers.
After you sold the cow.
A 100% silk one.
You wash it only in warm water.
You can't remember or?
Not that one, the big one.
Okay, don't get angry.
You're so heavy.
Come on woman, hurry up!
When I was put the dress, you said
I look like fairy.
You promised, that you will take me to the priest.
What priest?
Go down to the bell...
Please...
Fishes and other animals have shape, what helps them to
move faster in their enviroment?
Water.
And they breed trough special organ what's called?
And that is?
And that is...
Gills.
Let me hear everyone...
Gills.
Amphibians are creatures
who can live both on earth and water...
In the water they breed trough skin,
And on the earth with?
Lungs.
Smart kids.
And word or two about reptiles.
Reptiles are animals, that don't always have the
same body temperature...
It depends on the temperature of the enviroment.
And about birds,
Birds are animals who can fly.
Tomic, what are you doing?
Back to your seat.
What spieces do we call vertebrates?
We have mammals...
What mammals do?
They breast feed.
They breast feed from the mom.
Teacher, the best examples are from real life.
I know one guy from my village
He is football player,
every halftime he goes home to breast feed.
And after that from 30 meters he scores...
That's the real mammal player.
What the fuck!
Who is this?
That's turbo mammal.
Farmer.
If you want I can take care of him.
I'll show you, you and your care.
You want me to fail the test, why are you doing this?
I want you to marry me?
Jasna, go outside and tell loverboy to be quiet.
You are crazy!
A man with a gray moustache wants to take you.
Listen go to your school, and do crazy stuff.
Here it's not allowed!
I don't have a school.
How is that?
It's closed.
For inspection.
I don't care, go somewhere else, you can't stay here.
But I recognized you.
What did I do to you, to suffer like this.
You destroyed my heart.
I destroyed you?
How did I do that?
You were married, and I was alone,
Waiting, waiting.
What was I supposed to do, kill my wife and get you?
If you think about my ex-boyfriend, the driver,
he was an alcoholic.
I don't care about him.
If you think about the salesman, he was nice.
He promised he'd take me to the sea.
In Hungary or?
You're so naughty.
With him, with him you cheated on me.
With Trifun.
My stepbrother.
Shoemaker...
Hey, farmer!
Didn't I tell you to go away.
Live my girl alone, understand?
I wait for Jasna, I don't know your girlfriend.
Jasna is my girl, stupid.
Did you recognize her also?
Yes, but she'll not recognize you.
Wanna fight?
Stop that!
You want me to call police?
What? You feel sorry for him?
I'm calling the police.
Don't call the police, we we're just joking with him.
What did they do to you?
My icon.
Are you ok?
I have the icon, I need a souvenir...
You have souvenir, look how big it is.
Do I have you?
Wash yourself.
Do it.
Stay here, I'll get alcohol.
I don't drink alcohol.
Nice.
Not now, I'm waiting.
Come...
Did you light the candle for Trifun?
Now you go with us, you won't regret it.
I'm waiting Jasna and alcohol.
There will be plenty of alcohol.
Girls...
I'm waiting for Jasna!
What did he say?
He's waiting for something!
Good evening, you have reservations?
Krivokapici.
Who's car was that?
Mine, why?
It wasn't in gear.
So that's the third man.
Hey kitty.
Welcome, my brother.
Finally the man. Hey, my treat, no problem.
He really need's a marriage, his grandpa is dying.
Marriage? No way. But fucking is possible.
And for friends, there is always a discount.
Listen, keep away from my girl!
What did he say?
He's drunk, and underage...
Who's drunk?
Get away from here.
I don't have that.
I only have sexual services here, every night is a full... house.
Come see.
Can't we do something?
Should grandpa die happy?
Should we drug him?
Does he got an ID card?
Don't know but we can fix that.
No, no, not like that.
Have a seat... come.
Sunshine, that's not for you, I have better stuff.
Extra class.
Experienced woman.
Listen...
These young girls don't know anything.
They just spread legs... and nothing.
There is no communication.
And with this one, you'll enjoy, and learn.
I'll give you something good.
I like how you're thinkin'.
I want them dead tonight.
Brother, all this smells like big shooting.
Just without lots of blood, you know that I hate violence.
I know, I know.
Destroy this place!
What did he say?
Are you crazy... be quiet.
Banda...
Take little one in number 1.
We go.
Brother, but discount?
Come on, what are you waiting?
We go to another pub.
Discount.
Loly, you have extra customers in number two.
Go now.
Sunshine, room number two.
Go now.
Brother...
Are you want some refreshments?
Stupid, the customer is always right!
Mister I apologize.
If I said suck, you suck.
You'll ruin my son's reputation.
He was first to build the twin towers in Serbia.
Whore, get out.
You are so tiny.
You are a teacher.
Whatever, take your pants off.
Look, look...
Bite, maybe this will pay you your 50%.
357 or?
You are Jasna's mother.
How you know that?
Midget, see you in hell...
What midget? He's just the kid.
Shut up whore or you go with him.
Me, whore?
Mother fucker!
Leave the kid alone!
Kid, you didn't see anything!
I'll kill you, I swear...
Come on...
Bulletproof.
My car!
You killed my car!
Wasn't in gear!
Asshole!
Fucking asshole!
Hey little boy, pretend, pretend...
Please...
I think you'll go back home with a dry dick.
Cane, what happend?
I know, Tomic wasn't it?
No, bandits.
What bandits?
Air... air...
What air?
Son go eat something...
Air...
Mouth on mouth...
Go in the kitchen son, go.
Go my son, this is not for you.
Go now bastard... go eat something.
Little one, you really surprised me, well done.
Liar!
Bravo!
One came from behind, big as giant...
like a dinosaur...
and what do I do?
I jump, step back, kick him, take him by neck...
he's begging for mercy...
And then after him... four more.
First one I block, kick the second one...
blood all over the room...
I'm flying trough the window...
What are you doing?
Wait, I'm not finished yet.
I go up, then kick him in the nose,
I fall again.
Take a stone from ground..
It was dark.
Someone kick me, probably some worker.
Or something...
Come, sit.
You know what?
You are really good liar.
No.
It's not a lie, just making the story better.
My grandpa says, what would we be if we only told the truth.
You know what we do?
All night we lie to each other.
Creating stories, miracles...
I do it to make you feel better.
You left this in the school yard.
I don't need that without the icon.
The icon is being repaired.
My teacher said he'll fix it.
You look fancy.
What's fancy?
Like cool, who dressed you?
My stepbrother.
Dead man?
No this one is alive, two of them.
They took me to the pub.
You've been to the pub?
I was thinking to buy a wife, because of the testament.
And did you buy?
No, grandpa says I will not find that in the pub,
only beer and fucking.
You slept with a whore in the pub?
No, I ran away.
You did.
- No I didn't. - I know you did.
That's not the testament.
Did you hear Tomic today?
They speak lies. My mom just serves drink's there.
I know.
Jasna!
Mother, what's wrong?
Nothing I just fall.
Should I call ambulance?
No, no.
How did you fall?
I don't know, I passed out.
I'll get alcohol.
How did you run away?
I jumped through the window.
Does Jasna know?
No, she doesn't.
Good, you didn't see or hear shit.
Didn't see, didn't hear.
Why is my bell ringing?
I'm calling the priest!
What priest, call my Cane!
I will die when I want.
A Priest is not only for funerals.
Stop it!
And that dress with flowers?
I'm keeping it.
If there is god's will.
You're not keeping her for nothing.
Kid, get out, don't disturb the class.
I'll kill you.
Go kid, or I'll lead you out!
Here, it's finished.
Watch the edges, it's fresh.
Jasna, we need to go.
Where?
I dreamt of grandpa again, he's calling me in his sleep.
It would be better if you leave this town.
Where?
To my village.
You didn't fill the testament. You should buy souvenir.
I have the icon.
Go in town, buy something.
Buy something nice and pretty.
You have money.
Where is the money?
What'd you do with the money?
I gave it to your mom.
Why did you do that? You wanted to buy a wife?
You wanted to buy me? Say it!
Your mom is debt, Jasna.
To the man with the gray mustache.
He's making problems for her. He's gonna take you too.
Don't worry about us.
We don't need your money.
I don't need it either.
Be there after the bell.
This was done by the best demolishing firm in Serbia.
They're gonna demolish the pyramids also.
Who's gonna demolish pyramids?
Forget it.
Like Americans, whatever is in the way of oil.
They just sign paper, goodbye pyramids.
If something's in the way of democracy.
Just demolish!
Now you're gonna see...
Officer, lean on it.
The building will fly.
You'll see a picture tommorow in the newspapers.
What are you laughing for?
Nothing.
Look at that piece of work.
Be reasonable.
I offer you the most beautiful girl in town.
At whatever amount you write.
I'm thinking... it's nice when a man keeps his promise.
Testament.
It's a promise.
I need to show Jasna to grandpa.
What if she won't go?
She will, she will.
You need to ask the girl.
It's a testament.
Did you tell her?
He didn't.
But when she finds out, she'll be happy.
Bosa!
My love...
I'm here.
Where is Jasna?
For one hour, take 80 euro.
He's strict but proper. Fuck whoever you can... it's fun.
My son Pajo, has fought all his life,
for progress and for a better Serbia.
Democratic changes in Serbia, have shown true his true colors.
Don't suck when my mom is speaking.
His vision to make the twin towers in Serbia.
Now it's up to you to decide to help him
finish his idea.
Come my son, let mom kiss you.
When my mom is speaking, no one sucks! Understand?
When mom is speaking, it must be...
Silence, or...
That's right my love.
Do we have any weapons?
No, only a gun.
Only a gun?
Let her go, she's one of ours.
There are bodyguards in the house.
If someone doesn't wanna pay, call them.
Let me go now, untie me.
No way.
What are you doing?
You don't work here anymore.
You know how it goes.
Once a policeman, always a policeman.
Once a whore, always a whore.
Mr. President I'm asking myself,
what do woman see in me?
I think they go for beauty.
Do we have any weapons?
Nothing.
If any special request from a customer,
you decide the price yourself.
That is your money.
Get the money right when you get into the room.
And one more little thing.
Don't try to run away.
He'll kill you.
Is that the wind?
Maybe. Probably.
Probably not.
Throw the gun!
Fast!
Move that hand!
Jasna, my marriage offer still stands.
What is it?
I do everything for money.
Just say it...
Take off your socks, and put this on.
Why?
You'll see.
You steal, you steal from me?
No, no I'm not stealing.
So you do everything for money?
This time you work for free. You have phone?
Yes.
Write...
I'm writing.
Jasna is free, signed Cane.
Nice name.
065-446-681
If only mom was not alive...
I would marry you now.
Should we kill her?
Hey, don't joke... That's my mom.
I'm just joking.
My love I need to go...
Listen...
I'll be back.
You know what is most important in the world?
Nature, Japanese tourism...
Nothing like that.
Beauty.
For you it's free, go in.
What?
She's here somewhere.
Where is she?
- She's up. - Where up?
She went with some bats.
What bats, what the fuck?
You shitting me, what bats?
Stupid ass.
I will marry you.
But not as a blonde.
No, you'll need it.
Drive straight to train station.
We will go to Sabac.
That's only safe place.
Did you say the name Srbjanovic?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aunt?
Why are you not married?
To get a family, children?
Someone like him?
He's goddamn stupid.
Knock, knock, anyone home?
Good evening.
I thought it would be a he but it's a she.
You have telegram, sign here.
There's lots of towns in Serbia.
You don't like one, then you move, huh?
What are you doing here?
Why what?
It's a big country this Serbia.
Listen, are you a strong woman or?
You should shut your mouth.
I'm taking the kid to the hotel.
Don't touch her.
We'll see if mother's like daughter.
I will teach her myself.
Why she need school?
She shouldn't care.
And you...
running away.
Running away from me...
Running.
Shame on you.
Get away from the table.
Hey, kid?
Come to Uncle Paja.
Come, come...
Fucking bastards!
Boss, what happend?
What happend?!
Get me out, fucking bastard!
Do something!
Should we kill you now?
It's hurting, my love.
Stop it, stop!
I know what to do.
Well done my boy.
I can see you are good man.
My love, us Serbs are the only good left!
Is that my boss hanging?
Maybe you see an angel.
Hey man, are you dead?
Kid, only you will get amnesty.
And you three... are fucked.
Brother, he's cold.
Little oxygen...
I wanna kill him!
Not the head!
You wanna let him go.
No, no I don't want to sin.
Instead of giving us 50%, you wanna kill us all?
No, no if I'm in debt, we can sort that out.
We can go to court, old Serbian tradition.
Why did you kick my brother's head?
I want money!
I don't have money.
What is this?
You're so rough...
And what you gonna do with him?
We kill him.
Now?
No, no.
We will not kill him.
We will castrate him.
Leave the tongs, you have heavy hands.
Don't worry my hands are quick.
Like my grandpa.
Tongs please...
I forgot the icon.
You didn't, it's here.
Now I have everything.
You don't have a souvenir.
Don't kiss me for the souvenir.
So how?
Kiss me for life.
If there is no life, then for a souvenir.
So...
What now?
Why are you asking me?
Why not?
You want klamps, ask stepbrother.
You ask.
Me?
I'm driving.
Stepbrother, where is your village?
What village?
What did he said?
I didn't ask him?
Why?
They were in conversation.
Don't bump me.
I'm not.
Stepbrother is speaking really fast.
Oh my good friend...
Poor friend...
Binoculars.
Church bells!
What bells?
That's not good.
Stepbrother, bells are ringing!
It's ringing in your head.
It's over stepbrother.
Grandpa!
It's really ringing.
The church bell!
Kid!
Grandpa!
Grandpa...
I knew it ...it's all over now.
What is over?
What is he yelling?
He said it's over.
Grandpa is dead.
What?
When someone dies, it rings once...
to call all people.
It's not like that.
It was same with grandma...
That's a wedding.
Wait, wait.
A wedding!
Not so loud.
Probably that guy marrying Bosa.
No he's not.
Grandpa!
What are you doing?
Leave the dead in peace.
Grandpa.
My grandpa.
We are grandson's from Trifun.
We brought your grandson.
My Cane!
Didn't I tell you that he'll come?
I bought an icon.
Did you bring a wife?
Jasna Nikolic.
Let me see you.
Beautiful, beautiful...
People! Are you crazy?!
We have funeral here.
What got a dead man here.
He'll start to smell!
One second...
God can't wait.
Yes he can.
Everything will be all right.
Hey baldie, who are you?
Who are you to stop a funeral? A funeral has the right of way.
Who the fuck are you?
Should I shoot them all?
No, no...
I'll do it myself.
One by one.
What's this boss?
Shoot a little, to scare them.
Run, run...
What's this Cane?
Criminals.
Criminals... they look like fascists.
Third world war.
Second one is not over yet.
When will it be?
My friend, this smells like provocation on a large scale.
This is only a small incident.
You said the same when Hitler attacked Poland.
Hitler attacked Poland because hate.
Today's forces are graceful...
they kill from love.
No, no not like this.
This is not the old war.
No, please this is my wedding.
Woman and children in the church!
Music, play!
You two, go in the church!
Grandpa, I'm not a child anymore.
You marrying?
- I didn't ask her. - Well ask her.
Hey! Bells!
Please, a couple bullets and you're gonna ruin the wedding?
People, what are you doing?
Where you going grandpa?
He ordered me to ring the bells.
Why's the bell ringing?
It's good that is rings twice, makes people happy...
Sound's like is ringing three times.
It's all about how they ring.
They can ring five times, nine times,
just not once.
Bells are ringing for us?
Priest, remember where you stopped.
I'm just gonna finish something.
He's coming, don't worry...
You people gonna fuck around or get married?
Boss...
Wild pig.
Run!
Now.
He is here!
Do you Zivojin, take Bosa for your wife?
Yes!
Do you Bosa, take Zivojin for you husband?
Yes.
I pronounce you married.
In the name of father, son, and the holy ghost.
Fucking bastards!
Stupid farmers!
I pronounce you man and wife.
Angel...
Does anyone know results from the Italian league?
All this smells like a big provocation.
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